The Worrying Way / The Fabulettes [dead link]
Tip #103: Date a philanderer, and all the worrying you do will subtract pounds, especially from your hips. (Thanks to Naomi.)
Dicks Don't Grow On Trees / Robyn Archer [new link]
Tip #009: If you're attracted to penis, you should date a male animal. (Thanks to AQ.)
This second tune comes from the incredible 365 Days Project at Ubuweb and is jam-packed with astounding facts...
Fact: I know that you could root, root, root with a well-made Japanese substitute / But I realize you'd rather have the real thing / Woo! Give me that ping!
Fact: There ain't no cock trees, prick trees, or dick trees.
Fact: You'd be lucky if you get one dried-up old scrotum.
um, all these ads are in response to "dried-up old scrotum"??
ReplyDeletethat cock tree fact and the dried scrotum thing...
ReplyDeleteI once heard a song of that XD
am I right?
u know the song?